redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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