3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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