Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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