I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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