google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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