So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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