Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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