She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
My liver just broke up with me...
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
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what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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