I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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