I looked at my own cervix.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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