He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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