I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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