i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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