and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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