Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
So much Jack, so little girl.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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