we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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