what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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