last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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