It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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