dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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