Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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