I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
be right there i have to get my cape
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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