ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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