i think my mom watched the whole time
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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