haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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