Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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