Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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