i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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