drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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