why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I DEMAND FORESKIN
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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