he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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