Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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