i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.