why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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