bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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