We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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