Me too!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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