She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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