yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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