Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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