just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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