what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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