If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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