He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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