Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Terrible idea I love it
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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