i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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