So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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