I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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