How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize
