We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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