I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
