My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
