Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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