i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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