How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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