Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
