I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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