And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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