By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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