what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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