do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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